"Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it."

— Aubrey Plaza    (via bowlingstoned)

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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idolizingidina:

Idina Menzel on Frozen’s “Let It Go”

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soulinshadows:

amytheinternethobbit:

tyleroakley:

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accurate gif is accurate.

The gif is correct.

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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iwishihadafather:

i dont care about easter at all i just want clearance candy

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

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